Brainless Question

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends…
Brainless question Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: Don’t you know? Im selling tickets in black over here.
(Friend thinks,"Of couse im catching a movie here luhhs! -_-ll asking the obvious")

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed highheeled shoes steps on your feet…
Brainless question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia… why don’t you try again.
(Obviously it hurts la, duhh! -.-)

3. At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask…
Brainless question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?
(He's edi dead, y still ask this stupid qns -.- u cant possibly change the dead person to another 1 rite -.-")

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter…
Brainless question: Is the “Chinese Chow mein” dish good??
Answer: No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.
(Waiter thinks,"how would i know if its good, im just a worker here -.-)

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years…
Brainless question: Aww, you’ve grown become so big!
Answer: Well you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.
(duhh! after sho mani years i cfm would have grown luhhs! ZZZ)

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask…
Brainless question: Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Answer: No, he’s a miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout… it’s just the money.
(If he aint good, y would i marry him -_-)

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call…
Brainless question: Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping huh… you dumb witted moron.
(Your asking the obvious -_-)

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…
Brainless question: Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I’m shedding…
(You are too asking the obvious -.- omgosh zzz)

9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed & pointed objects in your mouth…
Brainless question: Tell me if it hurts?
Answer: No it wont. It will just bleed.
(i got feelings and obviously it would hurt -_-)

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks..
Brainless question: Oh, so you smoke.
Answer: Gosh, it’s a miracle… it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!
(i could see tat i smoke too -_-)

11. You’ve been living in a colony from the same time as your neighbour has been living, but suddenly one day your neighbour asks you…
Brainless question: Have you been living here all your life?
Answer: I don’t know… I haven’t died yet!

12. You are fishing and a guy asks…
Brainless question: Are you fishing?
Answer: No, I am just drowning worms.
(Guy thinks,"cant u see im fishing??!! dumbass! -.-")

13. You look at my url and you ask me,
Brainless question: Last year post?
Answer: Nono, you just went into the future.

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