Thursday, May 31

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woo! Long tiime no blog ohh?
juz came backk home norhh..

hAas~ xD
tml straiight after exam go msiia lErr. so gan chiong orh! haiis!
so jin zhang LOR!! haii. sumtiimes i plae halfway d3n mind goes blank 1. hows!! haiis!!


T.T wAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! :'(

Monday, May 21

results lor.

LITERATURE-[ PASS ]
A-MATHS-[ PASS ]
E-MATHS-[ PASS ]
BIOLOGY-[ PASS ]
PHY/CHEM-[ PASS ]
CHINESE-[ PASS ]
ENGLISH-[ FAIL ]
HUMANITIES-[ FAIL ]

Sunday, May 20

tmltml?? x))

oooooooo~ tml gettin results bahh?? sure will get upset but i will nvr cry agn lerr.. (((:
N hOrrs my hair ah!!~ cut until like lao saii lyk tat siia.. AIIYO!! AHH!! haas.. nvms ba. new looks ahh? =/

Brainless Question

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends…
Brainless question Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: Don’t you know? Im selling tickets in black over here.
(Friend thinks,"Of couse im catching a movie here luhhs! -_-ll asking the obvious")

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed highheeled shoes steps on your feet…
Brainless question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia… why don’t you try again.
(Obviously it hurts la, duhh! -.-)

3. At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask…
Brainless question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?
(He's edi dead, y still ask this stupid qns -.- u cant possibly change the dead person to another 1 rite -.-")


4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter…
Brainless question: Is the “Chinese Chow mein” dish good??
Answer: No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.
(Waiter thinks,"how would i know if its good, im just a worker here -.-)

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years…
Brainless question: Aww, you’ve grown become so big!
Answer: Well you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.
(duhh! after sho mani years i cfm would have grown luhhs! ZZZ)

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask…
Brainless question: Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Answer: No, he’s a miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout… it’s just the money.
(If he aint good, y would i marry him -_-)

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call…
Brainless question: Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping huh… you dumb witted moron.
(Your asking the obvious -_-)

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…
Brainless question: Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I’m shedding…
(You are too asking the obvious -.- omgosh zzz)

9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed & pointed objects in your mouth…
Brainless question: Tell me if it hurts?
Answer: No it wont. It will just bleed.
(i got feelings and obviously it would hurt -_-)


10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks..
Brainless question: Oh, so you smoke.
Answer: Gosh, it’s a miracle… it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!
(i could see tat i smoke too -_-)

11. You’ve been living in a colony from the same time as your neighbour has been living, but suddenly one day your neighbour asks you…
Brainless question: Have you been living here all your life?
Answer: I don’t know… I haven’t died yet!

12. You are fishing and a guy asks…
Brainless question: Are you fishing?
Answer: No, I am just drowning worms.
(Guy thinks,"cant u see im fishing??!! dumbass! -.-")


13. You look at my url and you ask me,
Brainless question: Last year post?
Answer: Nono, you just went into the future.


[ Tell me if you got more (: hehees ]
Well.. MYE over. still got 1 more. my internal piiano exam sehh. haii. T.T
2dae went to lesson as usual lorr.. as usual my sis took 30 min of my lesson time. nbms..
haii. duno wad happen to me todae sehh. i dont noe wad i was doin n if i woke up cuz
i usually wun get lots of mistakes n my best exam piece wid no mistakes also ended playin few

horrible notes. dont noe wadd happen lorr... lol. i tink not enuff slp ba.. i realli wanted to hab at least
minimum of 8hrs of slp but since exams started till now. maximum is 5hrs lo.
also bcuz of slpiin so late.. i tiink im used to it lerr.. now cant slp sia but realli tired ehh!

or mayb wadd am i tiinkin orhh? i got lots of problems in my mind but i always prefer not to tiink, if
realli cant do it d3n i will kip myself busii. tink tat not even a handful realli understand me ohh~ but
its ok.. lmao bcuz i chose not to say or express it out. heehhs.....

Monday, May 14

wahhh sadd sehh!!
haiiSsss !!
today took biiology n mAth 1 ah.. haven finiish sEhh.. hAiiyo!!! b4 got lit, Amaths, SS & Geo..
ALL is Either haven finiish Or nvr Do cuz DONT NOE HOW!! AHHH... time so lil sehh.. is i writiin slow or tink to slow ahh?? --"" Siians NORHH!!
tml's exam is lit on Curious Incident.. cAnt read muchh cuz too thiicK but lAst yr got read finiish... but i tiink forget some le ba. ahahhaaa..

Wednesday, May 9

ahhh~~~ exammsssss~~
2dae dErr el compo ii wriite qns 1 whiich is somethiin liike [ ''School years is the best year of your life" How far do you agree? ] & a fOrmal wriitin .

qns 1 rite.. i wrote abt erm.. i agree lo compared to workiin. d3n blahhbahh lo. i wrote tat workiin is very stress cuz nid to compete against each other like OT so to prove ure hardwOrkiin n have a increasement in salary [blahhblahh] N tat some people work untill no time eat or some people work till they gone berserk cuz stress mahh and ended up in mental hospital. d3n i was luffing.. lmaoo~ but i wrote abt 200++ words cuz not enuff tiime as i cant understand all 5 qns n took me a long time to understand. siian la.. tis section shud b a fail ba~ but got 1 qns a lil hard & my tuition cher explain b4. i nvr liisten n it come up sehh!! so unlucky.. so diint wrote tat. Haiiss-

d3n fOrmal wriiting is abt wad cca 1. d3n niid to wriite it to skool.

d3n i realised i dont noe my skool add so anyhow wriite.. lmaoo.. among swimming, sailing and wind-surfing i chose swimmin like most of my classmates. more ez to wriite n common sense lorr. for tiis i tink most likely will b a pass. ((:

DEN CHINESE ESSAY!!

i wriite both section derr 1st one. tat gong han i thiink rite.. i wriite a lot and i was like.. every 2 sentences flip the dictionary sehh. lmaoo~ sEems like my chinese is si bei de atrocious siia..
d3n d nxt section is essay about somethiin like the parents nowadays pampered their child too much and i wrote agree.. the story wasn't quite niice.. but both manage to finiish in time lorr.. & ii tiink i will pass chi essay tis tiime barrhh . =P

AHAHAHAAAA.. tml Amaths n ss sehh~ haii.. my maths always so lan 1.. but actually not lan lorr juz tat i can do basic n ez 1 onlii. cant do harder ones. Heeheees.
d3n ss.. HAIZ!! i cant make inference but can explain n elaborate. lmaoo~ so its still useless. i scare to make wrong inference d3n waste time wriiting elaboratiion. SEQ is d hArdest lorr!! cuz niid memorise. i can memorise.. BUT EZ FORGET.. so y do i still read it up in d 1st place?? lmaoo~


lastly~
MY PIIANO INTERNAL EXAMINATION ON 1ST JUNE SEHH!! i am SOO scaredd!! i realli hope to pass internet n external exam. my aiim is d least a MERIT!! better is distinction larhh.. but onlii in my dreams. lmao.. & cost of d exan is few hundred bucks sehh!! my sis also takiin. same date but i will be takiin d exam b4 her.
my scales n pieces erm.. not realli steady yet.. cuzi i play is usiin my brains[memorise], not eyes & as u noe, i am a realli dam forgetful person. so.... its my memory whiich kills me.
my sight readiin is more than atrocious. no comments abt it cuz i always fails tat part.
d3n my oral. my cher sae i can sing but ii cannot rmb!! nid rmb d music for 1st n 3rd part. haii.
can any1 help in my memory please!! lmaoo~

Sunday, May 6

HAiiss..

Haiiss siian..
Feeliin quiite mOody sehh...

Tink bcuz ob exam comiin .. MYE LEHH!!
LMAOO LA............... STRESSED LAHH!!~~

Friday, May 4

MUAII 1ST POST!! wakakakaaass~ xP





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